Terms of Service

Last updated: December 2025

Welcome to Pirate Frequency

By using this website, you agree to these terms. If you don't agree, well, the truth might still be out there, but you'll have to find it elsewhere.

Entertainment Disclaimer

Pirate Frequency is fictional entertainment. All episodes, stories, and discussions are for entertainment purposes only. Any resemblance to real classified programs, secret experiments, or interdimensional portals is purely coincidental... probably.

We do not claim that any paranormal phenomena discussed on this site are real. We do not provide professional advice of any kind. If you're experiencing an actual emergency, please contact appropriate authorities—not our forum.

Your Account

  • You must be at least 13 years old to create an account
  • You're responsible for keeping your account secure
  • Don't share your login credentials (even with beings from other dimensions)
  • One account per person—no sock puppets or clones

Community Guidelines

See our full Forum Guidelines for detailed community rules. The basics:

  • Be respectful to other members
  • No harassment, hate speech, or personal attacks
  • Keep discussions on topic and constructive
  • Don't post illegal content or spam
  • No doxxing or sharing others' personal information

Content You Post

You own the content you create, but by posting it here, you give us permission to display it on the site. If you submit a story that gets featured on the show, you'll be credited (unless you prefer anonymity).

We may remove content that violates our guidelines. Repeated violations may result in account suspension. We don't have Men in Black—just moderators doing their best.

Intellectual Property

The Pirate Frequency name, logo, episode content, and website design are our intellectual property. Feel free to share and discuss, but don't rip off our stuff and claim it as your own. That's not cool, even by interdimensional standards.

Limitation of Liability

We provide this site "as is" without warranties. We're not responsible for:

  • Content posted by other users
  • Decisions you make based on discussions here
  • Any paranormal activity that may occur while browsing
  • Lost sleep from staying up too late on the forum
  • Existential crises triggered by episode content

Changes to Terms

We may update these terms occasionally. Significant changes will be announced on the site. Continued use after changes means you accept the new terms. We won't pull any Mandela Effect shenanigans on you.

Contact

Questions? Contact us at contact@piratefrequency.com

For entertainment purposes only. These terms, however, are legally binding in this dimension.