Privacy Policy
Last updated: December 2025
The Short Version
We collect minimal data, we don't sell your information to shadowy government agencies (or anyone else), and we respect your privacy. Unlike certain three-letter organizations, we believe your personal data should remain personal.
Information We Collect
Account Information: When you create an account, we collect your email address, display name, and any profile information you choose to provide. If you sign in with Google, GitHub, or Discord, we receive basic profile information from those services.
Content You Create: Forum posts, story submissions, and any other content you contribute to the community.
Usage Data: We use Cloudflare Analytics to understand how visitors interact with our site. This is privacy-focused analytics that doesn't use cookies or track individuals.
How We Use Your Information
- To operate and maintain your account
- To display your contributions to the community
- To send you updates about the show (only if you opted in)
- To protect against abuse and maintain site security
- To comply with legal obligations
What We Don't Do
- Sell your personal information to third parties
- Share your data with advertisers
- Use invasive tracking technologies
- Store your data in underground bunkers (we use standard cloud hosting)
- Read your mind (despite what some callers might claim)
Data Security
We use industry-standard security measures to protect your data. Passwords are hashed, connections are encrypted, and we regularly review our security practices. However, no system is perfectly secure—if you're sharing information about actual classified programs, maybe use a burner account.
Your Rights
You can update or delete your account information at any time through your profile settings. If you want to completely remove your data, contact us and we'll handle it. Unlike some organizations, we actually respond to requests.
Cookies
We use essential cookies to keep you logged in and remember your preferences. We don't use tracking cookies or third-party advertising cookies. The only thing watching you here is your own reflection in the screen at 3 AM.
Contact
Questions about this policy? Reach out at contact@piratefrequency.com. We promise to respond faster than the government responds to FOIA requests.
For entertainment purposes only. This privacy policy is real, though. We take your privacy seriously—the paranormal stuff, less so.